Thursday, February 25, 2010

Spaghettissss....oh my!!

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later' he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti'
Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.

Sounds like there is hot sauce involved...*lol*....hope your day is less complicated... Judi xoxo

9 comments:

Patti said...

Love this.You made my day !
Thanks for making me smile:)

Theresa said...

Too cute Judi! Thanks for the morning giggle! Have a blessed day!

Marilyn said...

HA!! That is a good one.

Darlene said...

THAT is too funny. I've never heard that one before.♥

♥ Kathy said...

LOL! That's cute!

My Cottage Charm said...

Hey there, thanks for visiting my blog! You have to come over and see the fabric I just got in today! It's to die for! :)
Love your blog, by the way! :) Have a great day!

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Lorrie said...

Great story Judi! This was a new one for me. Enjoy your Friday and hope you have a relaxing weekend!

Joyce said...

Oh what a hoot:)
Joyce