Wednesday, April 29, 2009


I can't share pictures....or a I will share a little diddy about "cussing".


A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

“You know what?” says the 6 year old. “I think it's about time we started cussing.”

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.”

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom , I guess I'll have some Cheerios.”

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can stay there until I let you out!”

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”

“I don't know”, he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!”

Have a lovely day.... Judi xoxo


Faye said...

Judi,This is just to cute!have a great day! Blessings, Faye

Neabear said...

Too funny!

Darlene said...

Hahahaha I have seen that before but it still cracks me up!

Cottage Rose said...

Hey Judi; lol how funny is that little story... love it..


Lorrie said...

Very cute Judi! It's fun to have these little day brighteners isn't it!

Heidi Pocketbook said...

lol-haven't heard that one in a long time and it was good to hear it again☺

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