1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.
9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knicker's.
10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!
11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast..
Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
...and on that note... I hope you have a lovely day... Judi xoxo
8 comments:
Judi,This is just to cute. Sounds like how my brain works!Have a great day! Blessings, Faye
LOL
I actually have a sister who has forgotten to eat! (We never got along!)
I like #6: my fat and body are good friends.
OMgosh, lol! That was really cute. I can relate to some of those, hee hee.
Oh, thanks for coming by and wishing me a belated Blue Monday and to answer your question. Miss Daisy "Lou" Hoo, is going to be 2 years old on 5/7. She's just a young thing. I found her in our city park and the original owner didn't want her (claimed she was a horrible dog) so after 3 weeks of fostering, we decided to keep her. She is such a good dog. Poodles are extremely intelligent and she loves to please.
There are a bunch of those that sound like me....lol
That is adorable. Thank you for the laugh. I can so relate to a lot of them..or should I be admitting that?
This was great and just what I needed at the end of a long day :>) Thanks ♥
Hi Judi! Oh, this is cute! I'm not going to tell you which ones are me!
lol
Be a sweetie,
Shelia :)
Thank you Judi. I enjoyed this very much. . . because I CAN RELATE!!
Blessings,
Sher
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