Friday, March 5, 2010

Four Worms and a Lesson to be Learned!!

I'm sharing the following that was forwarded to me in an email...

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed in to four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What did you learn from this demonstration???

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
That pretty much ended the Church Service .... Judi xoxo


Theresa said...

Oh my I just love Maxine:) I couldn't tell from the title where you were going with the can of worms... cute post Judi! Have a blessed day!

Julie said...

This was TOO good!!! LOL! I sent it on to others as you, Maxine!
xoxo- Julie

Marilyn said...

Hilarious! That just makes me laugh. Can't wait for Mike to get up so I can tell him. Well, Nicky had a skunk visitor today. It was looking in his cat door. I shooed it off and it didn't even spray. I'm sure it came for the treats I had put on the porch for Nick. Have a good day today, M

♥ Kathy said...

ha! that was super cute Judi! Happy Friday ♥

Darlene said...

HAHAHA you gotta LOVE Maxine!!!

Kim said...

Good one Judi! Now how did you know I needed that bit of humor this morning? Can't find my groove not helping!

SmilingSally said...

I love this joke.

Elaine said...

That put a smile on my Maxine

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