Friday, May 8, 2009

Wee Chuckle

A woman goes to her doctor for her annual checkup.

The nurse starts with certain basic items. How much do you weigh?' she asks. 'Eight and a half stone,' the woman says.

The nurse puts her on the scales and her weight is actually ten stone.

The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 8 !!!', she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'.

She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman that it is very high.

'Of course it's HIGH !!!' the woman screams, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender .... Now I'm short and fat !!!'

On that note...have a happy and lovely day.. Judi xoxo


Darlene said...

That's funny! Hope you are having a wonderful Friday!

Rechelle ~Walnuthaven Cottage~ said...

hee hee. Hope you have a great day!

SmilingSally said...

LOL good one!

Dawn said...

It sounds just like my doctor's appointments LOL!

take care,

Bargain Decorating with Laurie said...

Thanks for a great laugh (actually, she sounds a little like me!) laurie

The Quintessential Magpie said...



Sheila... who wishes you a great weekend!

imjacobsmom said...

I just lived that - (not funny)- LOL ~ Robyn

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