A woman goes to her doctor for her annual checkup.
The nurse starts with certain basic items. How much do you weigh?' she asks. 'Eight and a half stone,' the woman says.
The nurse puts her on the scales and her weight is actually ten stone.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 8 !!!', she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'.
She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman that it is very high.
'Of course it's HIGH !!!' the woman screams, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender .... Now I'm short and fat !!!'
On that note...have a happy and lovely day.. Judi xoxo
Friday, May 8, 2009
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7 comments:
That's funny! Hope you are having a wonderful Friday!
hee hee. Hope you have a great day!
LOL good one!
It sounds just like my doctor's appointments LOL!
take care,
Dawn
Thanks for a great laugh (actually, she sounds a little like me!) laurie
Cute!
XO,
Sheila... who wishes you a great weekend!
I just lived that - (not funny)- LOL ~ Robyn
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